A Gastronomical Problem

Holy smokes Batman…We have a MAJOR problem, and it’s gastronomical!

Why did I not realize changing my eating habits would result in some unfortunate abdominal issues?

I thought, sure, I’d likely start craving a good ol’ grilled cheese first chance I got.  I was certain I’d be hoping to hawk down a bacon cheeseburger every night, but alas, that didn’t happen.

Unfortunately, what DID happen was very much unexpected.

For the past few days I’ve been feeling fairly empty after eating, like I simply did not eat enough.  I’ve been trying to stick to veggies, like spinach and zucchini, as well as tubers like sweet potatoes.  I even added in brown rice: BROWN RICE!!!  The most difficult grain to slave over the stove for, (in my humble opinion, of course).

Even my coffee has been fairly unsatisfactory.  So much in fact, I decided to toss some heavy whipping cream in, just for old times sake, and man oh man, I thought I was going to die!  Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ve long suspected I have certain issues with dairy, but I never would’ve expected my stomach to react like that.  I mean, let’s be honest, I can down a bowl of Blue Bell like it’s going out of style!

So now, I’m supposed to believe after one week of not eating dairy, my body is rejecting it?

I need answers, quickly, so off to the library I go.

~and miles to go before I sleep~


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